Lag Monster

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The Lag Monster is responsible for all things laggy. It used to work for NTL, the server's ISP but it was fired for being late to work every day, despite the fact that it insisted it was always on time. It sometimes appears to be running into a wall repeatedly.

Attacks and abilities

This monster and its drop are a bit of an in-joke with the Nightmist staff. The Lag Monster attacks with High Ping relatively rapidly, although armour does absorb the attack. It has an excessively high amount of health, and normally requires a party of at least 40 crits to take down in reasonable time.

Favourite quotes

• High ping! High ping! High pppiiinnnggg!
• Ack!

Location

• Below Boar's Tusk Inn

Loot

• Amulet of Lag Protection

Notes

• Its portrait is JLH's Christmas avatar.
• This boss can rarely be accessed. The Topaz Key used to open the area currently only appears during staff-run moshes.